Don't all of you just LOVE being in triage, or as I love to call it, "the pit". The one thing I do enjoy about being in the pit is seeing the sign in forms, they kinda make it a little fun. Here are a list of some of my favorite sign-in complaints:

Vomiking .... ( common, thats a classic)
heart hurts (for 3 years) and a tooth ack...
wont stop crying. (hey...its a newborn, thats what they do)
my ass is bleeding ... this one I actually laughed out loud at.
there's always the "I cant read you gotta fill this out" guy

I have seen alot of posts lately about how much everyone hates being in the pit. I figured I would put a little spin on things and see (if there is anyone reading this) what some of the funny sign in complaints you get are.

Post away....